The 'Squelchy' Eurovision Awards 2007

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Top 'Totty' Russia
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To be honest, there wasn't a lot to choose from this year, so Russia win it hands down - the blonde girl, obviously.
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Ugliest Bird Slovenia
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A really powerful soprano voice, but my God what a witch.
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Ugliest Bloke Sweden
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Well I think it was a bloke anyway.
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Best Song Hungary
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A real McCoy 'blues' number that couldn't really be faulted. But a special mention to Bulgaria as I really liked the eclectic mix that was folk music meets Ibiza club anthem. Where else could you here anything like that other than Eurovision?
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Worst Song Romania
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Absolute rubbish.
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Best Voice Latvia
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Not one, but 5 really strong voices. The tenor was particularly impressive.
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Worst Voice Ireland
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Ireland without a doubt. Although she improved slighty through the performance, it was a dreadful folk song that was sung appallingly.
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Best Performance Germany
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Swing is not my thing, but this German (yes, German) performance really was faultless.
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Worst Performance France
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Just ludicrous - France really don't take this seriously.
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Best Costume FYR Macedonia
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A very simple, but tasteful green dress. Oh yeah, it showed lots of leg!
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Worst Costume Ukraine
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It just wouldn't be Eurovision without at least one comic set - it is why we love it so much. You just have to laugh.
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