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Top 'Totty' |
Russia |
As always, my award goes to a sweet young thing with long blonde hair. You wouldn't expect anything else! |
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Ugliest Bird |
Bosnia |
The main performer was actually a bloke, but his co-dancers were definately worthy of this award! |
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Ugliest Bloke |
FYR Macedonia |
No obvious candidates this year, but I'll give it to Tose Proeski of Macedonia for his ridiculous 'goatie'. |
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Best Song |
Germany |
This was a very classy jazz/blues effort, totally out of keeping with Eurovision and far too good for this competition. |
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Worst Song |
Poland |
Beyond words! |
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Best Voice |
France |
Jonatan Cerrada performed this ballad with style. It is a shame that the overall performance was spoiled by a ridiculous woman on stilts. What on earth did that have to do with anything? |
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Worst Voice |
Poland |
The song itself was bad enough anyway, but the lead singer of Blue Cafe shouldn't even be allowed to sing in the bath. |
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Best Performance |
Ukraine |
So original. |
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Worst Performance |
Ireland |
But for the generosity of the Brits, this awful performance by Chris Doran would have received the Nil Points it deserved. |
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Best Costume |
Ukraine |
I have to give it to the Warrior Princess. |
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Worst Costume |
Russia |
Julia Savicheva may have won my 'Top Totty' award, but what on earth were the red and green body-painted dancers all about? |
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