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Top 'Totty' |
Croatia |
Several good looking ladies to choose from this year. It was a 'toss up' between the lusty blonde from Croatia and another blonde bombshell from Slovenia. In the end, the Croat's more ample bosom swung it. Other serious contenders were the backing singers from Spain (but I must give the award to one of the main performers), a surprisingly attractive German (but no-one would believe that), a very sweet looking girl from Greece (but I have given Greece one of the other Awards), and the Swedish Abba lookalikes (but again, I have given Sweden one of the other Awards) |
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Ugliest Bird |
United Kingdom |
I know she is only a young girl, but her face looks like it has caved in already (and her voice wasn't much better). |
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Ugliest Bloke |
Bosnia |
Ugly looking weirdo with a dress sense to match. |
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Best Song |
France |
A delightful ballad sung in the most romantic language in the world (although it did also contain some English lyrics - a first for a French entry). |
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Worst Song |
Russia |
Would have been more suited to the punk era of 1976 (but that may be disrespectful to genuine punk bands). |
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Best Voice |
Norway |
The best voice of any of the contestants by far! |
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Worst Voice |
Latvia |
Not the main performer, but the backing singers. They were truly awful and ruined what little chance this entry may have had. |
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Best Performance |
Greece |
An excellent performance all round, good vocals, sexy lead and a very pleasant song. Unlucky not to win the competition overall in my opinion. |
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Worst Performance |
Poland |
The fat and ugly backing singers were enough on their own to ensure that Poland had no hope. A deserved relegation for next year. |
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Best Costume |
Sweden & Germany |
I had to give a joint award to Sweden and Germany. The Swedes with their tight leather trousers, flesh coloured tops and showing their navals were a Wow! And the German girl deserves mention for the most revealing dress of the evening (and she had plenty to reveal). |
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Worst Costume |
Lithuania |
It was the stupid tossers in the brighty coloured wigs that made this an obvious choice. |
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